10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen