10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"