10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for loners.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.