10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters