10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.