10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school