10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is for fat, American losers.