10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz