10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.