10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.