10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet