10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.