10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"