10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth