10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)