10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• It's Free To Fold...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury