10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd