10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament