10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.