10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed