10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)