10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi