10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel