10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."