10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.