10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery