10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.