10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?