10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.