10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo