10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.