10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz