10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers