10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)