10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.