10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels