10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.