10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for loners.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."