10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio