10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson