10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.