10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• It's Free To Fold...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)