10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is for loners.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow