10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth