10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus