10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow