10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.