10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.