10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike