10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.